What do you get when you cross geometry with McDonalds?
A plane cheeseburger.
What shape is usually waiting for you at Wendy's?
A line.
What do your eyes do when you see a tough geometry problem?
They dilate.
What did the complementary angle say to the isosceles triangle?
Nice legs!
Where did Christopher Complementary begin his journey?
At the Verta Seas.
A triangle is finished with a 3rd side,
a property of translation is called a glide,
People say "geometry doesn't affect me,"
but they use the reflection in the mirror to see.
From the waffle cone,
to the circles on the plane
From the sphere in the sport,
to the rectangle on the court,
People think it's lame
but many things can be put on a plane,
A line has no definition,
and the top of a lake can be your plane when you're fishin.
Geometry is real to you and me,
with the shapes that have sides from 20 to 3.
What's the best dessert in the Math Teacher's Café?
A slice of chocolate pi.
How many calories are there in that slice of chocolate pi?
Approximately 3.14
What is the favorite passtime of the Polygons?
Singing Polly Wolly Doodle, All Day.
How do you catch a Geomotrysaurus Rex?
With a Zoid Trap, the same way you would trap-a-zoid.
What anesthetic do you receive when you are getting your teeth pulled by a Geometry teacher?
Nova-gon-cane.